Wednesday, November 16, 2005











CONGRATS TO
KEITH URBAN!!!












Wild Bill's Wall Of CMA Stiffs



Rawest Deals this side of Madison Square Garden!!!!!








WHO GOT STIFFED???

HERE'S MY TOP 6 STIFFS


LET'S SEE.....NUMERAL UNO TOBY KEITH. HE'S ALWAYS GETTING STIFFED AT THE CMAS. HE'S STARTED A TREND FOR NOT SHOWING UP. GOOD FOR HIM. ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL ME THAT KEITH URBAN IS BIGGER THAN TOBY KEITH THIS YEAR???? EXTREMELY DEBATEABLE IF YOU ASK ME.



BIGGEST SHOCK OF THE NIGHT HAS TO BE KENNY CHESNEY WALKING AWAY WITH NOTHING. THOSE RECORD BREAKING SOLD OUT CONCERTS IN ATLANTA MUST OF BEEN A TICKET COUNTER SNAFU. CHESNEY MUST OF HIRED 2000 FLORIDA ELECTION VOTE COUNTERS TO GIN THAT UP OR SOMETHIN.



BRAD PAISLEY NEEDS AT LEAST A LITTLE SOMETHING SOMETHING...HE GETS BIGGER AND BIGGER EACH YEAR AND WALKS AWAY WITH NOTHING. HE NEEDS AT LEAST ONE CMA AWARD FOR A MAJOR CATEGORY. GIVE THE BOY A LAMPSHADE AT LEAST. IS IT ME OR DID PAISLEY HAVE THOSE I'M GONNA CRY IF I DON'T GET A STATUE LOOK LAST NIGHT???



SARAH EVANS FOR FEMALE VOCALIST OF THE YEAR. SHE WILL GET AN AWARD IF AND ONLY IF THE GRETCHEN WILSON CRAZE DIES DOWN. I DON'T SEE THAT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON. I THINK SARAH HAD AN AWESOME YEAR AND GETS BETTER WITH EACH YEAR NOT TO MENTION HOTTER.


SUGARLAND, SUGARLAND, SUGARLAND, HOW BIG DO THEY HAVE TO BE TO GET A CMA VOCAL GROUP AWARD. I WAS HOPING THEY WON AT LEAST THE HORIZON AWARD. I JUST DON'T SEE IT GOING TO DIERKS BENTLEY. FROM THE LOOKS OF DIERKS LAST NIGHT IT LOOKED LIKE HE DIDN'T SEE HIMSELF GETTING IT EITHER.

GEORGE STRAIT. HE HAD AN AWESOME YEAR THIS YEAR. HIS SONG YOU'D BE THERE WAS ONE OF THE BIGGEST SONGS OF HIS CAREER. HE ALWAYS GETS OVERLOOKED. I THINK THE CMAS HAVE IT IN FOR HIM. MAYBE HE SOUNDS TOO COUNTRY FOR THE CMAS. WHAT DOES HE HAVE TO DO TO EARN THEIR SILLY RESPECT? DO A DUET WITH ELTON JOHN? ELTON JOHN IN A COWBOY HAT. NOW THAT WAS A MALOX MOMENT.