Chevy vs Ford

Yeah, I'm really getting sick of my little girl car. How can you feel like a man and drive around in a white Dodge Neon???? I mean pleasee!!!!!! I guess that's probably the reason that I haven't sent my car to the car wash lately. I've been given a ton of free passes to Fourth Avenue Car wash and I ended up giving those away to listeners. I'm thinking if I keep it dirty I can still feel manly about it. I miss the days of that 92 Chevy Corsica. Over 250,000 miles on that baby. When you come down with car fever I think the best thing to do is lock yourself in a basement and padlock the door. You remember what Warden Norton did to Andy Dufresne in the Shawshank Redemption when he sent him to the hole for being "obtuse." Well, you got to that yourself. If I spent some time in the hole like Andy I may have never traded that 92 Chevy Corsica. No Payments, V6, 250,000 miles and climbing. Life just plain sucks.